darkmetaknightspussy:

testostergnome:

darkmetaknightspussy:

my tummy hurts but at least i have a medical professional (baby cat) accompanying me

hi baby cat here. we hvae to cut you in to ten million pieces with my claws forever

are yhou sure about this doctor

papayajuan2019:

purplehazeplaysoffasamsung:

the world is not scary plus im strong as hell

modern-alebrije:

batteredhilt:

radiation:

goodupstandingcitizen:

actually every one of my posts helps weave a cohesive narrative, if u don’t get it that’s not my problem

pancakeke:

only $1400 to scare the shit out of yourself every single night of your life

sinksanksockie2:

secondlina:

tattooedzombigirl:

theman:

beardedmrbean:

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

w-what if potato is actually lucky

memewhore:

powerburial:

*sends my peregrine falcon after you*

lacefuneral:

macromothmicroplastic:

tiktoksijustthinkareneat:

reminds me of when some old church in Sweden was cleaning out their storage and they forgot they had left like 80 medieval corpses in some ikea bags during renovations so somebody opened a closet door and it’s just

the-sappho-of-lesbos:

Source: Dyke Strippers; Lesbian Cartoonists A to Z , edited by Roz Warren

girffi:

emi1y:

hate how any mention of being on knees is immediately assumed to be sucking dick. because maybe theyre eating pussy. did you even think about that? no you only think about yourself

the-lumpfish-king:

catchymemes:

roebeanstalk:

despazito:

despazito:

sometimes you just gotta pokemon stadium nidoqueen your tiddies

i do this regularly just to make sure they’re still there